Old characters.

When my brother and I were little, we had a shared universe of characters based on the dolls, toys and action figures that we owned. At some point I was gripped by the desire to revamp them, so I put pen to tablet and birthed some good old artistic self-indulgence.

If it looks like the Mario Bros., talks like the Mario Bros., and wears suits with a similar colour scheme to the constituent parties of the Mario Bros., then it was probably a shameless rip-off of the Mario Bros. (Hey, copyright don't mean a thing when you're six.)

I, too, am a fan of disrupting perfectly nice family pictures with my face.

Yellow suits are fashion-forward. You heard it here first, folks.

And finally: a beard for all of us to aspire to.